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Right now I'm sat in the back of the VW Camper, being transported home to Sheffield. I'm in 2 minds. Should I write this blog update, or put the bed down and climb into my sleeping bag, to enjoy some well earned rest.
Clearly, the blog has won!
I'm still wearing my cycling gear, but I'm also wearing something I didn't set off with this morning. I'm wearing a broad smile of self-satisfaction, as at 3pm this afternoon our band of cyclists and support team arrived on Filey seafront - and so our mission was accomplished!!
The morning didn't start so well. I awoke to find that 'Batts' had chosen to go with his 'bib' shorts, although he ended up looking more like Jack Black in 'Nacho Libre' than Chris Hoy!! Not a pretty sight.

We had breakfast and joined the team outside for the set off. Sky Sports News had sent a cameraman and former Wednesday favourite Lawrie Madden to cover the story and film us along the way. I hoped they wouldn't film us on too many hills!!
The shudderingly bad start to the morning I'd had seeing Batts in his shorts became almost instantaneously worse, as within 200yds of the start in Osmotherley Ebay winning cyclist Lee Brown suffered a puncture, and 300yds later the other Ebay winner Paul Senior snapped his chain on a steep uphill.
The incredibly steep hill soon spread out the pack, and I ended up walking some of it with Hirsty. It seemed over the 3 days we had been mirroring behaviours, even to the point of synchronised cycle dismounts at certain points!!
I pointed out to Hirsty that I'd spent most of my late teens and early twenties wishing that I could be as fit as him, and never realised that all I had to do was wait a few years for him to catch me up instead!!
I'd been given a bike cam by official video/photographer John Gath to use, and nearly gave him an opportunity to earn £250 from You've Been Framed as I hit a right hand 90deg downhill bend at around 35mph, sliding on gravel. To my amazement I stayed upright.
There was another immense climb out of a small village called Hawnby, before Hirsty and I picked up the pace to sail into Helmsley at 45mph (past the 40 and 30mph signs). Oh how I would have loved to get a speeding ticket.
We sat around in Helmsley waiting for the others to congregate, and decided we'd have just 2 more stops on the remaining 38 miles to Filey. There were 'no more hills' according to organiser (and local) Peter Shaw. And he was partly right too, after 37 miles and around 40 hills - there weren't anymore. Thanks Peter!
As we approached Filey we gathered in a layby for the final mile, and followed the VW Camper down the hill to the Coble Landing and Beach. I don't mind admitting I had a bit of a sniffle - it was a hell of an achievement for all of us, and we'd done it.
There was even a small band of supporters there to cheer us into town!!

We all hugged, shook hands and congratulated each other, had photos taken (when we found Hirsty who was in the pub!), even enjoyed a little shellfish as we stood around!! Rang families and friends, and then we all made our way to Peter Shaws house for a brilliant (and welcome) buffet.
Shirts were signed by the footballers, handshakes and hugs again and the team slowly disbanded.
And here I am. Retracing our steps?.. Or is that pedals on our way home.
Its been an incredible privilege to be involved in this, to spend a few days away with some incredibly nice people, to share stories with 3 fantastic ex-pro's, to ride through some of our countries most marvellous scenery and achieve a personal goal. And while all of that is brilliant, its made all the better by knowing we have been raising a huge sum of money for a very worthwhile cause.
I don't think it would be fair to complete this blog without mentioning all of the people involved;
Support Team
Richard Davies - great lad who's put a hell of a lot of effort into organising too. Hirsty would probably say - "Did he ever get out of the car?"
Diane Cockayne - nurse, moral support and general supplier of Mars Bars and sympathy. Hirsty would probably say 'Kingys favourite!! ;-)"
Paul Holmes - real back-up, following along with the trailer and tracking the backmarker with incredible patience. HWPS "Lewis Hamiltons pit crew" - after watching him put too much air in tyres, dismantling gears without a clue what he's doing, chains, wheels etc...
Jim Bainbridge - what a guy, been a great laugh and the first guy I've ever seen order fillet steak in the pub, with a 10oz Ribeye steak chaser. HWPS "tha's done nowt all week that didn't involve food"
John and Jackie Gath - lovely people to have around, very supportive and looking forward to seeing the video and photos they've done. HWPS - "Don't you DARE take any of me going uphill!"
Riders
Julian 'Batts' Batty - takes his cycling very seriously and probably prepared most for the event. HWPS "What the **** has he come as in that yellow outfit"
Peter Shaw - brilliant organiser, really lovely bloke and encyclopaedic knowledge of all things 'Wednesday'. HWPS "why use one word when 37 will do"
Paul Freer - oldest rider at 57, sets a real example as to how fit we should all want to be when we're older. HWPS "did you get that bike when you were delivering Hovis" (anybody who has seen Pauls bike will understand this)
Dave Barlow - non-stop wisecracks, quiz questions and possibly the only person who'd done less prep than Hirsty. HWPS "he's a trier. 200 jokes without a laugh and he'll still try again!"
Paul Senior - paid a great sum of money at the last minute to join the ride and finished a hell of a lot stronger than he started. HWPS "his damn snoring kept us awake all night - and he wasn't even in our room"
Me - suave, sophisticated, ruggedly handsome and wittier than Hirsty. HWPS "suave, sophisticated, ruggedly handsome and wittier than me". :-P
Bez - not a Wednesday legend, but deserves an honorary title on this weeks showing. The fittest man on the trip, king of the mountains, not so good at directions. HWPS "He's only got an England 'B' team cap"
Kingy - quite probably the nicest and most genuine bloke you could wish to meet. Made an extra effort to get to know people really well. HWPS "Especially Diane"
Hirsty - approached the bike ride just as he did his football. 100% commitment, effort and enthusiasm, regardless of whether he was fit enough. Still inspirational, and very very very funny. HWPS "Is that it? 3 nights away from home and that's the best write up you can give me"?
Steve Ludlam - another incredibly fit guy, and a pleasure to have along for 2 days. And I owe him a tube of Ibuprofen Gel!! HWPS "58 and he gave Bez a run for his money. Bez is clearly not fit enough"
Lee Brown - the most unlucky bloke I've ever met. Paid out to join the ride on Ebay, got a puncture within 200 yds of setting off, so had to drive to Helmsley in his car. And got a puncture. HWPS after Lee finally got his bike sorted for the last 16 miles "Oh aye, turn up now and get all the glory!"
Numerous fans who turned up along the way - you really have no idea how much your support, cheers, flag and scarf-waving did to lift spirits, ease tired legs, and anaesthetise aching knees. HWPS "Typical Wednesdayites - bloody brilliant"
If you've read this far you'll no doubt feel like you've endured some kind of personal achievement too!! Please do one more thing for me now. Donate as heavily as you can afford to a very worthwhile cause. All of the people listed above have given their time freely, used up work holidays and trained hard for months (well, Batts did) in order to complete this challenge.
All you have to do is walk to wherever your credit/debit cards are kept - and make a donation.
Thanks for reading the blogs - its over to you.
Regards
Nige (and all the team)






) with a few great rides around the most beautiful scenery and incredible hills.


